Guess ill start with a couple
I didn't get these of the internet i promise! (kinda)
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed veggie.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank.
How do you make an egg-roll?
You push it!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed veggie.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank.
How do you make an egg-roll?
You push it!
