It's your fault Admin. You started it! From 2E0IFZ.
If you boil a funny bone,
it becomes a laughing stock.
Now, that's humorous.
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Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you'll wish you had a club and a spade.....
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The missus was watching a cookery programme the other day.
I said, "what you watching that for? You can't cook."
She replied, "Well, you watch porn!"
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A woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went
before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas".
it becomes a laughing stock.
Now, that's humorous.
----
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you'll wish you had a club and a spade.....
----
The missus was watching a cookery programme the other day.
I said, "what you watching that for? You can't cook."
She replied, "Well, you watch porn!"
----
A woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went
before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas".
